...but this is too amazing and I think that I might forget it if I don't post it now.
What follows is an actual exchange I just had with a customer (keep in mind, we were having a somewhat normal conversation prior to him starting this up):
Me: Yeah, this month you've used about three...
Customer: Can you imagine why someone would bring a god damn knife to a mother fuckin' gun fight?
Me: Ummm, well... no I guess not sir.
Customer: Well, this asshole just came at me with a knife one time and I carry a Glock 9mm so I just shot him right in the shoulder.
Me: Wow.
Customer: I know! And the best part is I let him suffer for a little bit before I took his cell phone and called the cops. Alright, so what were you saying about my minutes again?
I can't make this shit up folks. I really can't.
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OH MY GOSH.
i never knew you had such a dangerous job. for reals.
i hope you're called in as a witness . . . that is amazing
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